Are You One Of The Perceptibly Monied Folks?

Wishing you a stress free Monday

ICYMI, catch the previous edition here

1.. New year, but same iFitness. Some customers called out iFitness last week again for removing money from their card, even after they stopped using the service. See Bashy’s reason for trusting them 👇👇

WDYM advantage of poverty 😭😭

Big Brother provides a solution for illegal charging, but it has to be done through Paystack since they process payment with Paystack.

Aunty Tola quoted Big Brother with “Lmao. Okay + Thumbs up”.

And then we saw this.

2.. Apparently, after banning Binance, Dollar still refused to come down, so Prophet Switch suggested they do Sportybet next

3.. WDYM Destiny?? Destiny dey show for face

4.. As seen on the TL

Sola sha said he didn’t put it that way.

Lmaoo

That was how TechCabal said ehn ehn

Since you accused us, here is the full transcript

Wawu, beht, it’s for tech people, actually

Asemota’s POV

Another angle

5.. Naija to the world

Congratulations Jigga

6.. As seen on the TL, this kind of reminds me of that Twitter replacement

Ehmm

7.. Ezra was like, “I wonder if my decision to refuse people richer than me to join my circle would be perceived as me wanting to be seen as god in his circle.”

The post triggered a lot of reaction

Why is this so funny? It’s the cats for me

Uncle Dare sha gave his 2 cents

Then we saw this, that was how they sha dragged Mr Seun too

Y’all cannot forgive and forget things??

8.. What if they want to measure your capacity and your ability?

9.. Sorry, now

Wawu, so it depends on being God’s favorite now

10.. Thought it was E’s handle for a while

Someone said it’s not weekly perse, maybe more like biweekly

This one hit home

11.. Street was like, “Ehm, what is Senior and Intern doing in the same sentence?”

12.. This was last year between

Abdul said I have an update for you

13.. Please now

14.. As seen on the tl

Then we saw this

Official News

1. Flutterwave, Africa’s biggest startup, is shutting down Barter, a virtual card service launched in 2017, to focus more on its enterprise and remittance business segments.

2. Gro Intelligence, an AI-powered insights company, faced challenges leading to layoffs, including a 10% reduction in staff in January 2024 and an additional 60% in March 2024.

3. LemFi, a financial technology company, has appointed Allen Qu as Vice President of Growth to lead the company's expansion into China. This move follows LemFi's recent achievements, including launching its services in the United States and a $33 million Series A capital raise led by LeftLane Capital.

4. Uber is facing potential sanctions from the Lagos State Government for failing to comply with regulations requiring user and trip information sharing. The government has mandated essential data-sharing agreements to ensure the safety of residents, but Uber has not yet adhered to these requirements.

5. MTN Nigeria, one of Nigeria’s largest telecom providers, has recovered over half of the ₦22 billion it lost when its Mobile Money service suffered a glitch in May 2022.