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1.. Well, NTBTS dey for you so Mafo.

2.. It is the profiling with a full chest for me. He said before you commit any money to marketing, hold the necks of your fraud team to ensure everything is watertight!

3.. As seen on the tl by an X user named ReneRodrig1142, that is not where we are going. See the following content.

Then E was like hmm, David wanted me to come after him, but I didn’t. Then, he proceeded to thank God for Jesus, and David was like, dem never see me coming.

David said, “E, remember I warned you last year?”

Connecting 2 + 2, ehm, please, what is Nsogbu?

4.. Last, last, code na code.

5.. I didn't see the end coming. What a well-planned strategic heist. Even the victims can't question it.

6.. In the comment section, Someone asked Asemota what he hasn’t tried. Asemota said Hotel and nightclub business.

They said one of your favorite fintech CEOs doesn’t care about user safety

7.. Ehmm, what if I don’t add the BLK? Forbes na Forbes, except that this one is a Slack channel.

8.. As seen on the tl. You can watch the video here

Ugonna was like, 'Ehm, how does this correlate?

Omoo, these words are plenty

Omo

Then we saw this.

Between Politicalbaby and Abiodun Undescore

Short of caption

9.. May the Lord help us with this pandemic

10.. You people have money o, but then, if Someone loans you money, the proper and most humane way to repay them is by actually paying them back…

Mofo o. Ha, boya, they should be paying the colleague back his salary.

11.. Rich man pikin go think say nah design thinking

12.. Someone said, “PMF never show you shege.”

13.. I saw this and was like, who get this gist?

Hmmm, what’s your view too? Let us know in the comment.

14.. When I saw this, I was like, awesome, doings dey your resume, and then……

Oh, oh, in Sheldon’s voice. The gist is long, but we’ve got you.

As seen on the tl, but there is more

So this was the fired employee's doings

15.. Lmaoo, people kuku fell for it. It’s high time companies started hosting classes on securing your account from fraudsters.

16.. Uncle Seye, please now, but then I agree with him sha.

Clean work. I hope NTA responds.

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Official News

1. Fidelity Bank has reinstated transfers to neobanks such as OPay, Palmpay, Kuda, and Moniepoint. This decision comes after a temporary suspension due to increasing concerns related to fraud and customer verification.

2. South African logistics startup WhereIsMyTransport was forced to cease operations as it couldn't secure additional funding. This mirrors a trend in Africa this year, where several logistics-related startups, including those in mobility and e-commerce, have faced closure.

3. Ghanaian startup Kofa has collaborated with TAILG Group, a Chinese electric vehicle brand, to introduce the Jidi electric motorcycle, featuring innovative battery swap technology. This partnership aims to provide efficient battery network solutions for electric mobility in Ghana.

4. Egyptian ed-tech startup OBM Education has secured a six-figure funding round to expand its presence and operations in Saudi Arabia. This funding will support the company's efforts to provide educational technology solutions in the Saudi Arabian market.

5. MarketForce, a B2B e-commerce startup, has decided to discontinue operations in three out of its five markets (Nigeria, Rwanda, and Tanzania). While specific reasons for this downsizing were not explicitly mentioned, challenges in fundraising have been cited as a contributing factor. CEO Tesh Mbaabu has confirmed that the company will focus on its Kenyan and Ugandan operations while pausing expansion plans in Ethiopia and Ghana.