Tech bros are synonymous to aura farmers
What just happened last week?!!
Hi Reader!
If you were active on X this past week, there was a high chance you got caught in one tech crossfire or another from a tech bro’s relationship becoming one of the week’s biggest highlights.
Thankfully, we made it out unscathed while still keeping tabs on all the funny and not-so-funny moments in tech.
Here’s a rundown of what went down last week in tech.
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Official News
Cisco Systems recently announced plans to cut approximately 4,000 jobs, representing under 5% of its global workforce.
Reuters reported that LinkedIn will eliminate approximately 5% amounting to 875 jobs of its global workforce.
MAX), a leading electric mobility platform in Africa, has secured $8 million in funding.
The National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) has teamed up with the International Data Centre Authority (IDCA), to build advanced digital setups and AI tools needed to launch Nigeria’s own secure, state-owned cloud network.
MTN Nigeria’s Corporate Services and Sustainability Officer, noted that the XtraTime service can only be restored after compliance with FCCPC regulations. Alternatively it can be restored if there is a court ruling that removes FCCPC from regulating telcos’ digital lending services.
REMOTE JOB OPPORTUNITIES
Kenkeputa is looking to hire a B2B Sales Partnership Executive.
Octopus Eagle is looking to hire a Senior Fullstack Engineer.
Specifi VA Ltd is looking to hire a DevOps and Automation Engineer.
SoftLab Digital is looking to hire a User Acquisition / Performance Marketing Manager.
Nimade Properties is looking to hire an Operational Manager.
1…. Tosin has a burning question
I, on the other hand thought we were more than 30k
Jola blames terrible legislation and a crippling environment
Mr Victor doesn’t quite agree and believes blaming poor economy is clichè
Urmmm… India and Nigeria were both colonized by Britain….
2… That’s why it reads “Youghurt” instead of “Yoghurt”
For those who have eyes to see
“Preposterous” some of you have done your masters oh😂
3… They owe me an apology too (iykyk)
John mark has seen another angle to what Tosin said?
4…. Ex Head of Ux at Adtech Unicorn City of London shared his relationship problems on X and soon it became a hot topic
Does he know that the person he quoted is….. nvm
Many people were on his side and couldn’t believe such a thing could happen
His Ex soon released her side of the story
She claims Ugo’s claims against were false
She is now suing for defamation
Ugo soon gave us an update about the finality of his divorce
“It’s Ex wife now”
A screenshot countering his Ex-wife’s claim of wanting a divorce
But part of the crowd soon turned against him
He has now stated his focus has changed and its now on work
5…. Because of this tweet, I’m suddenly back in SS2 as class captain.
Teacher asks, “Where’s the noise maker list?”
I say, “Nobody made noise.”
Then one classmate stands up, reads out a full list… and mentions my name X20 times.
I don’t how it correlates but… Yes
“My rate is negotiable”
And from the days of John the Baptist until now, the violent taketh it by force
Ehen!!!
Next time they too should call his name
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6… You no quick talk oh
Ahh the one I borrowed, the interest is more oh
7… He is not special, I wanted to invest too
This is what I say too (with just 50k in my account)
8…. Tech bros and aura farming
That guy looking for who can build Jumia in two weeks, he should come and assess this
Have you even checked it?
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