Unbelievably liquid - NTBTS by Hacksultan
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1.. This is one of the threads that caused Kasala on the tl, but I love it.
Please nowww 😭😂
This was where the dragging started, because why e go dey rent house?
That was how someone replied with “Lmaoooooo, you dey drive Tesla for rented apartment.... Ahhhhh.”
The dragging was still going on when Ezra said “Dem never see me coming”
Someone said “Unbelievably liquid is such a pretty way to say rich AF. 😹”
2.. That’s when you reach the point where you’re like ohhhhh so that was the reason no one has solved this, so no be only me get vision 😔😔
3.. As seen on the tl, this was exactly what caused 59.9% of the tl kasala
Ratio yi po fa (The ratio izz plenty)
It was a vibe
Omooo
E reach to ask.
Hmmm
Who recalls when Tolu wanted some set of people to join Techbro, and the same week #horribleboss was trending?
When you put it that way, it makes it more heartbreaking 💔😭😭
Gbogbo nakedness yen, ko necessary (all that nakedness is not necessary)
Wawu
This is mind boggling.
4.. As seen on the tl
Not surprised 🥲🥲
Wait, what?
She said, “I really dodged a bullet”
5.. So a first daughter shared her experience on the tl. You fit check it here, everyone that shook mouth collect.
As seen on the tl
Sorrow, sorrow, prayers.
And they did 😭😭. WTF is Adora Alakija???
I was like who get the sub.
Then we saw this.
Connecting 2 + 2
6.. Check out this thread, e long o but check it here.
Omoooo, I hope they bounce back.
7.. How e take concern HR? On the other side, e no go bad if HR serve everyone popcorn or small chop make everybody enjoy the drama.
8.. This set of people that will copy your matriculation number and name in the exam hall. Please no kill these HRs 😪😪😪
9.. Maybe they need someone that has experience 🥺🥺
10.. Someone said “The Nigerian dream is to leave Nigeria.” Check the thread here
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Anytime I see Connecting 2+2 .. a voice inside my head will shout “ Aha God “ 🤣
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